Why do thieves shower before they commit crime?

Which cat would you never play poker with?

What does a farmer use to count his cattle?

Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his dessert?

Why did the boy tiptoe towards the medicine cabinet?

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

What table can we eat?

What did the nut say when it sneezed?

What do you call a worm with no teeth?

Why did the students eat their homework?

Who is the greatest underwater spy?

What did the teacher say when it rained cats and dogs?

What did one eye say to the other eye?